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INTRODUCTION:
My VCR broke yesterday while recording one of my
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I went to the dentist today because I've really
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BASEBALL IN HEAVEN
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a
bench in
a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball,
just like
they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do
you think
there's baseball in heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I
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But let's make a deal: If I die first, I will come
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tell you -- and if you die first, you come back
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-- if there is baseball in heaven."
They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later
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feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a
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whisper, "Sol... Sol...."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is Sol," whispers the spirit of Abe.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in
heaven?"
"Well," says Abe says, "I got good news and I got
bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad
enough to
ruin that!?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on
Friday."
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TALKING DUCK
A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a
sandwich.
The bartender looks at him and says, "But you're a
duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
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"Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is
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"At the circus" says the bartender.
"The circus?" the duck enquires.
"That's right," replies the bartender.
"The circus? That place with the big tent? With
all the
animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in
the
middle?" asks the duck.
"That's right!" says the bartender.
The duck looks confused and asks: "What the heck
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