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INTRODUCTION:
The Christmas shoppers are out in their millions
it would seem.
We got stuck in a traffic jam
today with the taxi meter running
which was nice... for the driver.
Have a great day.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the
middle of
a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in
all
directions, and a woman rushed to help him.
As she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man
emerged from the
crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right
honey, I've
had a course in first aid."
The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill
man's pulse and
prepared to administer artificial respiration.
At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and
said, "When you
get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm
already here."
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APHORISMS
* 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
* Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this
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* The two most common elements in the universe are
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* Clothes make the man. Naked people have little
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* Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into
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* If at first you don't succeed, destroy all
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* Experience is something you don't get until just
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* For every action, there is an equal and opposite
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* Success always occurs in private, and failure in
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* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll
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* If you must choose between two evils, pick the
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* Change is inevitable.... except from vending
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* Don't sweat petty things.... or pet sweaty
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* Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
off now.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is
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others.
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WHY CHEMISTS DON'T WRITE COOK BOOKS
Chocolate Chip Cookies:
Ingredients:
1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten
2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow
triglyceride
5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic
aldehyde
8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian
albumen-coated protein
9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve
size #10)
To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor
#1)
with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about
100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and
three
with constant agitation.
In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow
impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients
four,
five, six, and seven until the mixture is
homogenous.
To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by
three
equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor
#1.
Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly,
with
constant agitation. Care must be taken at this
point in
the reaction to control any temperature rise that
may be
the result of an exothermic reaction.
Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer,
place
the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600
mm).
Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is
in
agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate
expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden
brown.
Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on
a 25C
heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come
to equilibrium.
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