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INTRODUCTION:
I owe you all a HUGE apology. Yesterday the
cartoon URLs
were wrong and instead of taking you to the
intended
cartoons took readers to cartoons for JokesUncut
subscribers
which I can't apologise enough for and I will try
to make
sure never happens again.
We're going away on holiday on Thursday. when I
say 'we'
I mean Lizzie, My Mother and I. We're going to a
place
in Wales called 'Llandudno' which I've not been to
before.
It's nearly six hours away by train with one
change. That
sounds quite easy but when you take into account
that I'm
visually impaired with other mobility problems and
my Mum
and Lizzie are both totally blind... then we'll
have all
of our luggage as well... that makes travel a
little more
complicated... especially as I can't read those
boards
that tell you what platform you need to go to to
get your
train.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of
cake.
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CARTOON TIME:
These are the right ones this time...
Archive Transfer
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200410/001.htm
Missing You
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200410/002.htm
Little Drummer Boy
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200410/003.htm
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Warrior...
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Water My Plants
http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/plants.htm
Random Fun Page...
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HELICOPTER FLYING
A pilot was testing a new military helicopter near
the coast.
The helicopter lost power while flying over a
remote
Scottish island and was forced to make an
emergency
landing.
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The pilot walked over to it and knocked on the
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She scratched her head and thought for a few
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"No," she finally said, pointing down the road,
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I D Ten T
Young Judy was having trouble with her computer,
so she
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Jim clicked a couple buttons and solved the
problem.
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"No," replied Judy.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll
figure it
out."
(She wrote...) I D 1 0 T
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