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INTRODUCTION:
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QUICK JOKE
Employee of the month is a good example of how
somebody can
be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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DRIVING IN THE RAIN
Two young guys were at a party in the woods when
all of a sudden
there was a downpour of thunder and rain. The two
ran for about
10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching
their car just
as the rain let up. They jumped in the car,
started it up and
headed down the road, laughing and, of course,
still drinking one
beer after the other.
All of a sudden an old Indian man's face appeared
in the
passenger window and tapped lightly on the window!
The passenger
screamed out, Eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!!
There's an old
Indian guy's face there!" (Was this a
ghost?!?!?!?)
The old Indian man kept knocking, so the driver
said, "Well open
the window a little and ask him what he wants!" So
the passenger
rolled his window down part way and said, scared
out of his wits,
"What do you want???"
The old Indian softly replied, "You have any
tobacco?"
The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and
said, "He
wants tobacco!" "Well offer him a cigarette!
HURRY!!" the driver
replies.
So the passenger fumbles around with the pack and
hands the old
man a cigarette, rolling up the window in terror
and yells, "Step
on it!!!"
Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down
and they start
laughing again. The passenger says, "What did you
think of that?"
The driver says, "I don't know. How could that be?
I'm going
pretty fast?"
All of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the
window and the old
Indian man is looking in the window.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! There he is again!", the
passenger yells. "Well
see what he wants now! " yells back the driver.
The passenger
rolls down the window a little ways and shakily
says "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old Indian quietly
asks.
The passenger throws a lighter out the window at
him, rolls up
the window and again yells, "STEP ON IT!"
They are now going about 100 miles an hour and
still guzzling
beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and
heard.
Suddenly, again there is more knocking! "Oh my
God! HE'S BACK!"
He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO
YOU WANT?" in
stark fear.
The old man gently replies, "You want some help
getting out of
the mud?"
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THE TWELVE PAINS OF CHRISTMAS
The first thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
Is finding a Christmas tree.
The second thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.
The third thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Hangovers.
Rigging up the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.
The fourth thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
Sending Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Rigging up the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.
The fifth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Five month of bills!
Sending Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Rigging up the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.
The sixth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws.
Five months of bills.
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Rigging up these lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.
The seventh thing a Christmas,
that's such a pain to me:
The Salvation Army.
Facing my in-laws.
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards.
Ohhh geeez.
I'm tryin to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree.
The eighth thing at Christmas,
that's such a pain to me:
I want a transformer for Christmas.
Charities, and what do you mean YOUR in-laws?!
Five months of bills.
Ughh, makin' up these cards.
oh, Edith get me a beer huh?
What we have no extension cords?!
And finding a Christmas tree.
The ninth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
Finding parking spaces,
Daddy, I want some candy!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws.
Five months of bills.
Writing out those Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Now why the hell are they blinking?!
And finding a Christmas tree.
The tenth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Batteries not included.
No parking spaces.
Buy me something!
Get a job you bum!
Facing my in-laws.
Five months of bills.
Yo-ho sending Christmas cards.
Oh-geez look at this.
One light goes out, they all go out!
And finding a Christmas tree.
The eleventh thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Stale T.V. specials.
Batteries not included.
No parking spaces
Mom, I gotta go bathroom!
Charities!
She's a witch, I hate her.
Five months of bills.
Oh, I don't even know half these people!
Oh, who has the toilet paper, huh?
Turn on a flashlight, I blew a fuse!
And finding a Christmas tree.
The twelfth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas carols.
Stale T.V. specials.
Batteries not included.
No parking!
*Crying*
Charities.
Gotta make 'em dinner.
Five months of bills.
I'm not sending 'em this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
Fine, you're so smart! You rig up the lights!
And finding a Christmas tree.
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