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INTRODUCTION:
First off, I'm not into these soppy girly type
pages...
Secondly, I'm not old enough to remember any of
this stuff
but Lorraine forwarded me some email and asked me
to stick
it on the website... and how am I to argue with a
woman...
So, for a quiet life...
Memories...
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Have a great day if you can recover from that
page!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Q: Who are the most decent people in the hospital?
A: The ultrasound people.
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CARTOON TIME:
Finally A Use For Big Bird
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Asking For A Sign
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The Modern Alphabet
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FUN PAGE
The Do's And Don'ts Of Driving...
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Mili and Tary Snow
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How To Lose Weight
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GUESS WHO SENT THEM
A young couple got married and went away on their
honeymoon.
After 2 weeks they came back and finally put away
all of the
presents they received from friends and family.
Since this
was a new home, the process took some time. The
silver went
into the closet, items were put on the walls for
display and
some of the most intimate apparels were put in the
bedroom
drawers.
A week later, they received a mail carrying two
tickets for
a popular show where tickets were impossible to
get. They
were very excited and warmed by the gesture of the
person
who sent this. Inside the envelope, however, was
only a
piece of paper with a single line, "Guess who sent
them."
The pair had much fun trying to identify the
donor, but
failed in the effort. They went to the theatre,
and had a
wonderful time. On their return home late at
night, still
trying to guess the identity of the unknown host,
they found
the house stripped of every article of value. And
on the
bare table in the dining-room was a piece of paper
on which
was written in the same hand as the enclosure with
the
tickets, "Now you know!".
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ANGER AND EXASPERATION
A young girl who was writing a paper for school
came to her
father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference
between anger
and exasperation?"
The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of
degree. Let me
show you what I mean."
With that the father went to the telephone and
dialed a
number at random. To the man who answered the
phone, he
said, "Hello, is Melvin there?"
The man answered, "There is no one living here
named Melvin.
Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you
dial".
"See," said the father to his daughter. "That man
was not a
bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy
with
something and we annoyed him. Now watch...."
The father dialed the number again. "Hello, is
Melvin there?"
asked the father.
"Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just
called
this number and I told you that there is no Melvin
here!
You've got lot of guts calling again!" The
receiver slammed
down hard.
The father turned to his daughter and said, "You
see, that
was anger. Now I'll show you what exasperation
means."
He dialed the same number, and when a violent
voice roared,
"Hello!"
The father calmly said, "Hello, this is Melvin.
Have there
been any calls for me?"
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