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INTRODUCTION:
Isn't it strange what tricks can be played on the
human eye?
And isn't it clever what some people can do to
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how are minds interpret what we see?
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QUICK JOKE
Two Mississippians are walking toward each other,
and
one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,
"Hey
Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?"
"Jes' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"
"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of
'em!"
"OK. Ummmmm...five?"
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FUN PAGE
Todays game is basically crazy golf in the sky...
the only
think about crazy golf is that I'm so rubbhsh at
it that it
drives me crazy.
Vertigolf...
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The Densa Test...
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NEVER SICK
Grandma Jones from the valley had never
experienced a sick day in her life, so she
didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the
mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for
observation.
By the time a pair of husky interns got
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to complain about everything: the temperature,
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"What's that?" she demanded.
"If you need anything in the middle of the night,
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"What does it do, ring a bell?" she asked.
"No, it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse
on duty," the intern replied.
"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma. "Look,
I'm the sick one around here. If the night nurse
needs a light on in the hall, she can get up and
switch it on herself."
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TIGHT SHOES
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair
of shoes, size 8. The obviously well trained
salesman says,
"But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."
"Just bring me a size eight."
The sales guy brings them, and the man stuffs
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mother-in-law, my daughter ran off with my best
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