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INTRODUCTION:
I'm feeling a bit tired today 'zzzzzz'. I don't
feel hungry
but I keep having cravings for food... work that
one out.
When I did eat dinner I didn't enjoy it and left
most of it.
I don't feel ill or anything like that...
sometimes it's
difficult to work out what's wrong. I'm not in any
pain...
not being sick... just a bit tired and my head
feels heavy
and my vision keeps blurring. I don't have a sore
head and
I've had plenty of sleep... and if I were to go
and lie
down I would just wreck my sleep pattern. I hate
these
'middle' stages where you're not ill but you're
not exactly
well either... one or the other I can cope with.
Have a fantastic day!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
BLONDE: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
BLONDE: (puzzled look on her face) "You know, it's
the
weirdest thing, I have been asking that question
all day,
and each time I get a different answer."
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THE HOLE
Two guys are walking down a road when they come
across a deep hole beside it.
Being curious, they go over and check it out. When
they look down, they are
surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So
they drop a couple of rocks
down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them
says, "Man, that's a deep
hole!"
Thinking they might hear something larger hit the
bottom, they find a big,
old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The
pause and listen intently...
They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind
them! They quickly turn
around to see a goat bearing down on them with it
head lowered, flying along,
its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so
fast!
The two men dive out of its way just in time and
the goat plunges past them,
into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom.
The two look at each other
and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away
from this thing before we
end up with the goat!".
So they continue on their way down the road until
they happen across this
farmer working near it. The men again put their
heads together and figure
that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide
to tell him what happened.
"Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?",
one of the men asked. The
farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?" The men
then tell what happened at
the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in
the hole from the speeding
goat.
The farmer said, "Well boys, I don't think that
was my goat. You see, my goat
was really old and crippled up with arthritis.
There is no way he could have
been moving that fast. Besides, I had him tied to
this big, old cinder
block."
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THE ESCAPE
Three women escaped from prison. One was a
redhead, one a brunette, and one a
blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an
old barn where they
decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they
climbed up, they found
three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into
them for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy
came into the barn. The
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deputy yelled back, "Just
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The sheriff told him to find out what was in them,
so the deputy kicked the
first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went,
"Bow-wow", so the deputy
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Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it.
She went, "Meow", so the
deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and
there was no sound at all.
So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde
said, "Potatoes".
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