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INTRODUCTION:
Hello folks, I won't write a long intro today
because all
that would do is delay the fun... so go and have
some fun!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto arrived in
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I couldn't
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"That's wonderful!" said the tourist , "How long
have you been here?"
"I was born here."
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FUN PAGE
Y'all gonna come down to the ranch and do some of
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SCOTLAND V ENGLAND
Donald MacDonald from the Scotland went to study
at an English
university and was living in the hall of residence
with all the
other students there. After he had been there a
month, his
mother came to visit him (no doubt carrying
reinforcements of
tatties, salt herring, oatmeal and whisky).
"And how do you find the English students,
Donald?" she
asked.
"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible,
noisy people. The
one on that side keeps banging his head on the
wall and won't
stop. The one on the other side screams and
screams all
night."
"Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these
awful
noisy English neighbors?"
"Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just
stay here
quietly, playing my bagpipes."
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GARDEN OF EDEN
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling
very
lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with
you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that he was going to make Adam a
companion and that
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He said, "This person will gather food for you,
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Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this
cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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