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INTRODUCTION:
Jason Byrne was great last night... I'm off to
visit my old
school tomorrow for the first time in eight
years... should
be interesting to see all my old teachers... some
I thought
were great... some not so great.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
The teacher, during an English lesson, asked her
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me, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no
longer interested?"
Little Johnny, in the back row, raised his hand.
"Yes, Johnny," said the teacher
"A teacher!"
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SURE IS
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STEALING TURKEY
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms,
Brian
said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I
stole this
turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and
settle my
guilt?"
"Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you
must
return it to the one from whom you stole it."
"I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh,
Father, what
should I do?"
"If what you say is true, then it is all right for
you to
keep it for your family."
Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off.
When confession was over, the Priest returned to
his
residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he
found that
someone had stolen his turkey.
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