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INTRODUCTION:
Hey folks, jokes are coming at you early today
because we're
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The comedian
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Take care and have fun with todays laughs!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Conversation overheard at the gas station between
two
blondes....
First blonde: "I expect they'll be raising the gas
prices again soon."
Second blonde: "Won't affect me. I always put in
just
$20 worth."
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HOOVER
Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner.
On the
first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent
heard
him mutter "Hoover!" under his breath.
On the second hole, the ball went straight into a
water
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On the third hole, a miracle occurred and Fr.
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"Praise be to God!"
He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball
curved around
the hole instead of going in. "HOOVER!!!!"
By this time, his opponent couldn't withhold his
curiosity
any longer, and asked why the priest said,
"Hoover".
"It's the biggest dam I know!"
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EATING OUT
A man walks into a restaurant and explains to the
manager
that he's from the mental hospital up the street.
He says he would like to bring a group of the
better-adjusted patients in for a meal, as part of
their
socialization process.
The manager says that would be fine, he's always
glad to
support the local community.
"Fine", says the visitor, "but one other thing.
We don't allow the patients to have money, so they
all
carry bottle caps.
They will offer these for payment, just take them
and I'll
settle with you afterwards".
The manager agrees, and they set a date.
The patients come in, order, enjoy their meal, are
extremely
polite to the wait staff, and when they leave,
thank the
manager and give him large handfuls of bottle
caps.
The manager tells the man from the hospital how
pleased he
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The man looks at it and says "That's a little more
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