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INTRODUCTION:
Well it's still nearly the start of another week
and I'm
looking forward to yet another great week...
although
nothing could surpass Joseph and The Amazing
Technicolour
Dreamcoat which we went to see last week.
I couldn't post last night because I was
entertaining my
Mum, Lizzie's Mum and her husband. Lizzie and I
have known
each other for eight years and have been together
for about
six or seven years but my Mum had never met or
even spoken
to her Mum before last night... all went well.
I was cooking. The menu was Turkey Roast (Thanks
to Bernard
Matthews), Grilled Chicken (Doing premium breast
fillets in
a George Foreman Grill with a bit of Season-All
really makes
good chicken), Yorkshire Puddings (Yeah, you don't
get them
in America... they're really nice), Sage & Onion
stuffing
(the stuffing was really firm and crispy on the
outside...
I never stuff a bird, stuffing balls are nicer),
Kilted
Sausages (I was surprised at just how well these
turned out
as the bacon stayed attached to the sausages yet
crisped up
really well and wasn't at all fatty or chewy),
normal
chipolata sausages, crispy roast potatoes (I do
all little
ones because most people want the little ones
anyway... so
no point in doing a mix), potato croquettes (if
you don't
know, they're mashed potato in a breadcrumb
shell), brussel
sprouts, carrot batons, cauliflower and brocholi
florets...
all drenched in about four gallons of thick rich
chicken
gravy... thanks to bisto chicken gravy granules...
ahhhhhh
Bisto, just a shame you don't get it in America.
OK, enough of that because I'm making myself
hungry. I'm
going to have Alphabites (french fries in the
shape of
letters of the alphabet), Southern Fried Chicken
Dippers
and Mini Kievs (Little Balls of chicken in
breadcrumbs which
have a garlic and cheese sauce in the middle) and
Onion
Rings... not on a plate tonight... finger food in
front of
the TV.
Hey, I might have a food obsession but I'm allowed
to as I'm
under doctors orders to gain weight having dropped
to 120
pounds... which the doctors don't think is good
considering
I'm not on a diet and I weighed 320 pounds a
couple years
ago.
Take Care!
Phil
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DINNER MONEY
A man was walking down the street when he was
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particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man
who asked him
for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars
and asked, "If
I give you this money, will you buy some beer with
it instead?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the homeless
man said.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying
food?" the man
asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I
need everything I
can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on green fees at a golf
course instead
of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I
haven't played golf
in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you
two dollars.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific
dinner cooked
by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded, "Won't your wife
be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I
probably smell pretty
bad."
The man replied, "Hey, man, that's okay! I just
want her to see
what a man looks like who's given up beer,
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KIDS
I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old.
When bed-
time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're
putting on
your p.j.s, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE
book. Then
it's lights out!"
Her arms went around my neck in a gentle embrace,
and she
said, "We learned in Sunday school about little
boys and
girls who don't have mommies and daddies."
Even after I'd been such a grouch, I thought, she
was still
grateful to have me. I felt tears begin to well up
in my
eyes, and then she whispered, "Maybe you could go
be THEIR
mom?"
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