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QUICK JOKE
A seven year-old comes to class one morning after
being
absent the day before. His teacher asked, "Why
weren't you
at school yesterday?"
"Well, my Granddad got burnt," he explains.
"Oh dear. He wasn't too badly hurt was he?" the
teacher
replies.
"Oh yes, they don't mess around at those
crematoriums!"
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GREAT STEAKS
Amanpreet had told all of his friends about the
great steak
he'd eaten downtown the day before. A group of
them
decided to head down and see if was really as
large and
delicious as Preet was making it out to be.
The group was seated in the back of the
restaurant. After
looking over the menu, they ordered and waited,
hungrily, for
their large, delicious pieces of dead cow.
To their collective disappointment, the waiter
brought out
some of the smallest steaks they'd ever seen.
"Now see here," a very embarrassed Preet said to
the waiter.
"Yesterday when I came down here you served me a
BIG,
juicy, steak. Today, though,when I have my friends
about,
you serve small steaks! What is the meaning of
this???"
"Yes, sir," replied the waiter, "yesterday you
were sitting by
the window."
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CAMPING
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping
trip, set up
their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later,
Holmes wakes
his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you
see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically
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potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
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be
approximately a quarter past three. Theologically,
it's
evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Watson, you
idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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