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INTRODUCTION:
Well folks it's election day. I think people have
mistaken
my anti-Bush comments as pro-Kerry, that's a very
narrow-minded thing to do as I am not pro-Kerry at
all. He
has lots of character flaws and is by no means the
best man
for the job, but given the choice between him and
Bush he'll
get my vote every time. People also seem to think
that I
don't think Saddam needed removed... of course he
did, he
was a wicked tyrant (shows how much has in common
with Bush)
but war was not needed... there were plenty of
opportunities
to remove him... and now he's removed why are the
troops
still there?
Speaking of the troops I really think that at this
time we
should all remember them in our prayers. No matter
what we
think of the war they're there because they've
been ordered
to be there and they're doing the best possible
job they
can in poor circumstances with the best of
intentions. The
troops have had some bad press so I've put
together some
photos which show that not all the media tells us
can be
believed... the media is one of the most powerful
and most
manipulative powers on the planet.
Have a look at the photos and don't forget to
remember the
troops in your prayers.
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If you haven't already voted and it's not too late
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you must vote! Democracy is a great thing but
there is no
point having a right to vote if you don't use it.
So, no
matter which candidate you are voting for you
should use
your right to vote!
Let's hope we have some good news tomorrow!
Phil
PS Why are you still reading? Go and vote!!!
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QUICK JOKE
The child comes home from his first day at school.
His
Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come
back
tomorrow."
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CARTOON TIME:
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GENEROUS
A man walks in the front door of a bar. He is
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and, tells th
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a drink on the
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drink, too with his
customer, then suggests he might want to square up
the tab; closing
time is in 5 minutes.
The man, feels in his pickets, and says "Whoops, I
don't have any
money."
The bartender picks him up by his collar and pants
and heaves him out
the door onto the street.
In two minutes the man is back at the bar and he
says "Barkeep, I'll
have another scotch, and another round for the
bar, but nothing for
you: you get mean when you drink."
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DAD AND BABY
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby,
the mother had to go
out to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed
home to watch his
wonderful new son.
Soon after the mother left, the baby started to
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