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INTRODUCTION:
Well, I hope everyone had as fabulous a weekend as
I did.
I've been feeling not too bad so have been glad to
make the
most of it. I had a great time at church, nice
lunch out at
a friends house yesterday and back to church in
the evening.
Today it was tea at Lizzies Mums which is why I'm
late with
this... this morning we booked tickets for to go
and see
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat on
Wednesday
starring Darren Day. On the 17th we're going to
see Jason
Byrne who's an excellent Irish stand-up comedian.
I'm
trying to persuade Lizzie to let me book tickets
to go and
see Kevin Bloody Wilson but she's not having any
of it at
the moment... still a few days left to work on it
though
before it's too late.
I will be praying that God guides the American
people to
make the right decision tomorrow... I'm sure he's
very sad
to see such a wicked tyrant using religion as an
excuse to
illegally invade a country whos people have not
asked to
be invaded and say every day how they dislike it.
Hopefully
he'll be tried for war crimes... he provokes all
the
terrorists with every move he makes every day.
Take care and have a great day... everyone get out
and
vote!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a
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loose fitting
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IN THE ARMY
A man was in front of me coming out of church one
day, and the preacher
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