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INTRODUCTION:
It's a dogs life, oh indeedy it is... ::woof
woof::
Here's some thoughts from my fellow dogs. Some are
a bit
naughty though! tsk, I'll be in the dog house now.
What Dogs Have To Say...
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Phil
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QUICK JOKE
The telephone solicitor selling basement
waterproofing must
have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when
she reached
my very polite and patient son on the phone. At
the end of
her long sales pitch, she asked, "Do you mind if
we send
out someone to give you an estimate?"
"Not at all," my son said.
"When would be a good time?" she asked.
My son answered, "Just as soon as I dig a
basement."
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CARTOON TIME:
Acid Snow
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Addicted To The Web
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Using The Wrong Eye
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FUN PAGE
Woman's Best Asset...
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Virtual Wassup
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Random Fun Page...
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FLOWER MONK
here was once a monk who liked to peddle flowers
in front of
a large shopping establishment. He was a very
annoying
fellow, who would constantly beseech you to buy
his flowers,
and when you refused he would curse you with all
the fire
and brimstone he could muster.
This was very annoying to the patrons of the
shopping center,
and they began to take their business elsewhere.
The
businessmen became upset, because this fellow was
driving
away all the shoppers.
One day, one of them got an idea. He ran off to
the cattle
yard, and purchased a lamb. He then came back and
climbed to
the roof of the building, threw the lamb over the
side,
killing the monk below as he was selling his
flowers.
The other businessmen came up to him and asked,
"Why did you
do that?"
He replied, "I had to. Only ewes can stop florist
friars."
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DEFINITIONS
Twenty Something -- The cost of a sitter for
Saturday night.
Fancy Restaurant -- One that serves cold soup on
purpose.
College -- The four-year period when parents are
permitted access to the telephone.
Hors D'oeuvres -- A sandwich cut into 20 pieces.
Kissing -- A means of getting two people so close
together
that they can't see anything wrong with each
other.
Emergency Numbers -- Police station, Fire
Department and
Places that deliver.
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