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INTRODUCTION:
Top Of The Morning To Ya All!
Well I seem to be missing out days in my head...
as you know
this was meant to go out yesterday which means
you're going
to get another one today if that doesn't go out
tomorrows
but tomorrows should still go out tomorrow instead
of
tomorrows going out the day after tomorrow... who
knows I
might well get ahead and instead of sending
tomorrows
the day after tomorrow I might send tomorrows
today.
Now that we've got that established I think I'll
just get on
with things. It's still just about the start of
another fine
week so I think I'd like to start by offering each
and
every one of ya the luck of the Irish...
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Phil
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QUICK JOKE
A skunk family was cornered by a pack of wolves.
The mama skunk said to her babies, "Let us spray."
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CARTOON TIME:
Umpire School
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The New Alphabet
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FUN PAGE
A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts...
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BlackViper
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LIFE IS EQUAL
At the construction site of a new church, the
contractor stopped to chat
with one of his workmen.
"Paddy," he asked casually, "didn't you once tell
me that you had a
brother who was a bishop?"
"That I did, sir."
"And you are a bricklayer! It sure is a funny
world. Things in life
aren't divided equally, are they?"
"No, that they ain't sir," agreed Paddy, as he
proudly slapped the mortar
along the line of bricks. "Me poor brother
couldn't do this to save his
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ALL ALONE
Sandy began a job as an elementary school
counselor and
she was eager to help. One day during recess she
noticed
a girl standing by herself on one side of a
playing field
while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of
soccer at
the other.
Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the
girl was
in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like
me to be
your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said,
"Okay,"
looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked,
"Why
are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the
little
girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the
goalie!"
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