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Buy Your Loved One Funny Underwear, T-Shirts and
Ties
or you could buy some Bum Shorts just for kicks
:-)
Make your husband smart and proud as he goes into
the
office wearing his tie featuring either Smiley
Faces,
Superman or The Three Stooges... proud, also, in
the
fact he's wearing matching underwear.
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INTRODUCTION:
I got sent an email from friends I know yesterday
telling me
they'd moved... from time to time you get a
personal message
that is just so relevant you need to share it with
the rest
of the world... so here it is:
We've Moved...
http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/moved.htm
Have a terrific Tuesday... smile because tomorrow
it's
wonderful Wednesday :-D
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,
a pretty
girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new
dress.
How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking
male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten
yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over
his face,
the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the
cloth, then
held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a
little old
man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the
bill," she
smiled.
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CARTOON TIME:
Difficult Decisions
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200408/070.htm
Computers Know What They're Doing
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200408/071.htm
No More Voices In The Head
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200408/072.htm
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FUN PAGE
Fishy
http://www.ezines4all.com/games/fishy.htm
Short Test
http://www.ezines4all.com/fun/stest.htm
Random Fun Page...
http://www.ezines4all.com/fun/random.htm
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LAST WISHES
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to
heaven to an
orientation.
They are all asked, "When you're in your casket
and friends
and family are mourning upon you, what would you
like to
hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I'd like to hear them say
that I was a
great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I'd like to hear that I was
a wonderful
husband and school teacher who made a huge
difference in our
children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I'd like to hear them
say......LOOK,
HE'S MOVING!!!!"
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PHONE YOUR LAWYER
A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to
speak to my
lawyer."
The receptionist replies "I'm sorry but he died
last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same
question. The
receptionist replies "I told you yesterday, he
died last
week."
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak
to his
lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a
little
annoyed and says "I keep telling you that your
lawyer died
last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy says, "Because I just love hearing you say
that."
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