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INTRODUCTION:
It's Monday... time to get back to work. Here's a
little
something for you to get you off to a good start
with
another working week.
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Work hard people!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to
the other,
"What a beautiful night, look at the moon."
The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk
friend. "You're
wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
They began to argue when they come upon another
drunk. They
asked, "Sir, could you please help settle our
argument?
Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's
shining. Is
it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and said,
"Sorry, I don't
live around here."
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CARTOON TIME:
Dogs And Adverts
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Job Interview
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If You Were Allowed One Phone Call
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FUN PAGE
Fly around in a little spaceship avoiding
obstacles and
firing at things that get in the way whilst
collecting more
shots and fuel so that you don't run out... what a
great
way to spend a day.
Spaceship Eleven...
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Water My Plants
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INSTRUMENT JOKE
A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides
to change
his instrument. After some thought, he decides on
the
accordion. So he goes to the music store and says
to the
owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions,
please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and
says "All
our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd
like the big
red one in the corner."
The storeowner looks at him and says, "You're a
drummer,
aren't you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you
know?"
The storeowner says, "That `big red accordion' is
the
radiator."
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50 years ago, John Perez poured on his garden by
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WINDOWS
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical
engineer,
a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the
road, and the
three engineers look at each other wondering what
could be
wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests the electronics
of the car
be removed down to its parts and then try to trace
where a
fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about
cars,
suggests that may be the fuel is becoming
emulsified and
getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much
about
anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't
we close
all the windows, get out, get back in, open the
windows
again? Maybe it'll work!?"
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