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INTRODUCTION:
Lizzie is cooking dinner tonight so I thought I'd
write
this note to let you know that if you don't
receive any
jokes by Monday you'll know she's burned the house
down.
To be honest it smells nice... I'm getting fed
fish, chips,
onion rings and baked beans. They're called
chips... they've
always been called chips and they always will be
called
chips. The are NOT French fries and they are NOT
freedom
fries... they are chips... crisps aren't chips
either...
crisps are crisps.
Now that we've cleared that up, enjoy your jokes
and have a
great weekend!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Prior to our wedding, David and I met with the
minister to
discuss our marriage ceremony and various
traditions, such
as lighting the unity candle from two individual
candles.
Couples usually blow out the two candles as a sign
of
becoming one. Our minister said that many people
were now
leaving their individual candles lit to signify
independence and personal freedom. He asked if we
wanted to
extinguish our candles or leave them burning.
After thinking about it, David replied, "How about
if we
leave mine lit and blow out hers?"
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PLANET SUN
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travel. They started talking about which planet
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The redhead said,"I'd go to Mars, because it is
red, like my
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