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Sneezing Powder - Snow Storm Tablets - Belch
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INTRODUCTION:
I bought The Sims 2 today. I've had The Sims and
all of the
add-ons for The Sims but The Sims 2 looks like a
really
massive leap forward. I've not played it yet
because I've
been too busy putting these jokes together for you
and
making sure the website is in order... plus having
conversations with the Accouting department in the
Canadaigua office... lots of fun... keeping me
from my
game which I doubt I'll get to play tonight as
I'll be
watching TV with Lizzie as usual. I'll get to play
my game
eventually... even if I have to wait until she
falls asleep
before creeping out of bed. If anyone else has it
and has
played it let me know how much you like it and let
me know
any tips you have!
Take care and have a fabulous day!
It's nearly the weekend, time to get excited!
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Take care and have a fabulous day!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
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CARTOON TIME:
Get A Life
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An Apple Vs An Onion
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Cats At Play
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FUN PAGE
A bit of skateboarding fun... and not the
difficult
3D stuff!!! No no, it's good old 2D so it makes it
so much
easier for those of us with one eye.
Stan Skates...
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The Most Annoying Page On The Internet...
http://www.ezines4all.com/fun/annoying.htm
Random Fun Page...
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HARD OF HEARING
A man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's
hearing
is as good as it used to be. What should I do?"
The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When
your wife is
at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet
behind her and
ask her a question. If she doesn't respond, keep
moving
closer, asking the same question until she hears
you."
He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner.
Standing fifteen feet behind her, he said, "What's
for
dinner, honey?"
Hearing no reply, he moved up to ten feet behind
her and
repeated the question.
Still no reply, so he moved to five feet. Still no
answer.
Finally he stood directly behind her and said,
"Honey,
what's for dinner tonight?"
"FOR THE FOURTH TIME, I SAID CHICKEN, You'd better
get
your hearing checked!"
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DOCTOR DOCTOR!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull yourself together then
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee
and other
days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible
Who said that?
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a
roll of
film!
Hmmmm.Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop
off.
Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what
should I do?
Use a pencil 'till I get there
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