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Backward Running Clock - The Pranksters Handbook
Kitty Crap - Poodle Poop - Doggy Doo
Squirting Flowers, Rings and even Toilet Seats
Fake Flies - Creepy Mouse - Floating Eyeball
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INTRODUCTION:
Gooooooooooooood Morning ladies and gentlemen and
the rest
of you lot that are certainly not ladies and are
certainly
not gentle! I was so annoyed on Friday when I
forgot to
moderate these jokes so they ended up going
several hours
late that I decided I was going to send them out
nice and
early today. With that in mind I have a nice good
morning
welcome for you all!
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Have a great one! Friday isn't too far away!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the
bathroom to
tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.
So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then
ran to my
bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little
smile, "We
better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell
in the
toilet a few days ago."
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CARTOON TIME:
The Dog Looks Mad
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We Found Your Baby Picture
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The Dog Finally Caught It
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OLD BOOKS
A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance
who told
him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he
found in a
dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-
or-other had printed it.
"Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector.
"Yes, that was it!"
"You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first
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"Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth
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close to that much," replied the man. "It was
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NIGHT WATCHMAN BUTTON
Passing an office building late one night, Lynn, a
Blonde
saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night
watchman." She
did so, and after several minutes she heard the
watchman
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The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one
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"Well," he snarled at Lynn, "what do you want?"
Lynn replied, "The sign said, Press Bell FOR Night
Watchman.
I just wanted to know why you can't ring it
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