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INTRODUCTION:
Hello and welcome to another week! I'd been
feeling a bit
rubbish the last couple of days. After being
really quite
ill on Saturday I had an okish nights sleep on
Saturday
night and Sunday seemed to go quite well. I had a
good time
and felt pretty ok as well. I had a good nights
sleep last
night and feel in pretty good shape today.
Seeing as it's a lovely day... I thought I'd send
you a
good morning message. I'm afraid I don't have the
technology
to make sure you all read this in the morning.
That's due
to a little something called 'time zones'... I'm
doing well
if most of you get this on the same day!
Anyway, here's the good morning message to inspire
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Have a great one!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
When I found the skull in the woods, the first
thing I did
was call the police. But then I got curious about
it. I
picked it up, and started wondering who this
person was,
and why he had deer horns.
---Jack Handey
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CARTOON TIME:
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Sportsman After The Weekend Off
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NEW ADDRESS
After a recent move, I made up a list of
companies, agencies, and
services that needed to know my new address and
phoned each one to ask
for the change to be made.
Everything went smoothly until I called one of my
frequent flier
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"How do I get one of those?" I asked.
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CAPITAL OF NEVADA?
Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and
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One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe
you.
What is the capital of Nevada?"
"N", she answered.
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