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Talking Parrot
Speak to this incredible parrot and watch him come
to life
moving his wings and beak while repeating what you
said in
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these are
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WHATEVER you
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Takes 2 AA batteries and 1 9 volt. Has loop to
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about anywhere. Action is totally voice activated!
Actual
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and very
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INTRODUCTION:
It's the weekend!!!
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QUICK JOKE
"My family is really boring. They have a coffee
table book
called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest
of the Film.'"
--Penelope Lombard
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FUN PAGE
Hidden I love You message
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Here is a great breakout type game...
Smashing...
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DIFFERENT PICTURE
The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School
teacher told
her students about an angel appearing to Joseph in
a dream,
warning him about danger to the baby Jesus and
telling him
how to escape from it. After the story time, the
students
were given an opportunity to draw a picture about
the story.
Most of the pictures were predictable, but
Johnny's had an
odd element in it.
"Johnny, I see Joseph and Mary with the baby Jesus
on a
donkey, but what is that following the donkey?
"It's the flea, teacher."
"What flea?" asked the teacher.
To which the boy faithfully repeated the Bible
verse: "Take
Mary and Jesus and flea to Egypt. There's Mary;
there's
Jesus; and there's the flea."
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GOOD Ol' BOYS
There were two good ol' boys from Alabama, who
love to fish,
and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd
heard about
it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The
lake was
frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got
to the
lake at a little bait shop and got all their
tackle. One of
them said, "We're gonna need an ice pick." So they
got that,
and they took off. In about two hours, one of them
was back
at the shop and said, "We're gonna need another
dozen ice
picks."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some
questions,
but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old
boy left.
In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're gonna
need all
the ice picks you've got."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the
way," he
asked, "how are you fellows doing?"
"Not very well at all," he said. "We ain't even
got the boat
in the water yet."
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