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FARTING GAGS ARE HILARIOUS AT ANY AGE!
Naughty Bodily Function Fun!
Not everything on this page farts, something's
pee,
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sure
WHAT they do - we just think they're funny!
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INTRODUCTION:
I was away today visiting my Mum and when we came
home it
was dark and wet and we had a long time to wait
for a taxi.
Aside from that I've had an ok day... time to get
this
sent though.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can
remove a
"Curse" he has been living with for the last 40
years.
The Wizard says "Maybe, but you will have to tell
me the
exact words that were used to put the curse on
you."
The old man says without hesitation, "I now
pronounce you
man and wife."
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CARTOON TIME:
Cat Language
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Bless You
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Why Do Women Love Shopping?
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FUN PAGE
Showgirl granny dance
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REPEAT OUT LOUD
Solve the puzzles by saying them out loud, over
and over,
faster and faster, repeating the phrase, until you
"hear"
the answer.
Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place) Answer: Los
Angeles
1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)
2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character)
3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (person)
4. MOW BEAD HICK (book)
5. TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN (person)
6. CHICK HE TUB BAN AN US (product)
7. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (thing)
8. AISLE OH VIEW (phrase)
9. TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH (TV show)
10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US (person)
11. DOCKED HEARSE WHOSE (person)
12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (place)
13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN (fictional character)
14. THESE HOUND DOVE MOO SICK (movie)
15. BUCK SPUN HE (fictional character)
Okay, the answers are below. Don't cheat.
ANSWERS:
1. Jacques Cousteau
2. Santa Claus
3. Michael Jordan
4. Moby Dick
5. Thomas Jefferson
6. Chiquita Banana
7. The Titanic
8. I love you
9. The Brady Bunch
10. Christopher Columbus
11. Doctor Seuss
12. The Milky Way Galaxy
13. Agent 007
14. The Sound of Music
15. Bugs Bunny
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BE A KID AGAIN
Give yourself a gold star for everything you do
today.
Grow a milk mustache.
Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend
even
though you wanted both of them for yourself.
Have a staring contest with your cat.
Kiss a frog just in case.
Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no."
Ask "Why?" a lot.
Believe in fairy tales.
Have someone read you a story.
Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants
even
if they don't match.
Do a cartwheel.
Hide your vegetables under your napkin.
Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you get
to
the bottom of a milkshake.
Sit really still for as long as the dog (or cat)
is
asleep in your lap.
Find some pretty stones and save them.
Stick your head out the car window and moo if you
see
a cow.
Walk barefoot in wet grass.
Giggle at nude statues in a museum.
Make cool screeching noises every time you turn.
Count the colors in a rainbow.
Fuss a little, then take a nap.
Take a running jump over a big puddle.
Giggle a lot for no real reason.
Do that
tap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while-you-stand-on-
their-opposite-side-and-they-turn-around-and-no-one's-
there thing.
Enjoy your all-time favorite candy-bar. (Forget
you've
heard of calories!)
Throw something and when it lands make a cool
exploding bomb
noise.
Squish some mud between your toes.
Buy yourself a helium balloon.
Put an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out,
and smile
at people.
Be a kid again...
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