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INTRODUCTION:
My teeth are all shiny like new today thanks to a
visit to
the dentist... who decided I had a low pain
threshold. Was
that his way of saying I'm a big crybaby? It's a
small
practice run by a nice indian man and his wife.
He's the
dentist and she's the receptionist and dental
nurse and
they seem to both do the management and the dental
hygiene
stuff. I don't know how they do it but they clean
and
polish teeth really well between them. Whilst
brushing and
flossing every day is important I think it's
equally
important to get the dentist to do the job
properly every
three months. Not enough people realise that gum
disease
is related to other illnesses and those with bad
teeth
knock at least 10 years off their lives on
average.
Speaking of dental hygiene... always put the
toilet seat
down BEFORE you flush. If you don't tiny little
molecules
of pee and poo go flying up in the air and accross
the
bathroom to your toothbrush that's sitting out
that you
then put in your mouth.
After the dentist I went to the arcade to cheer
myself up
and recover from the trauma of a trip to the
dentist. I put
five pounds in a machine and it immediately paid
out
one hundred and twenty five pounds... so it's not
been a
bad day so far.
Phil
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PRAYERS
While walking through the woods one day, I was
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Patiently the child explained, "Well, I don't know
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LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE
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"Every
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The next day he arrived with a different note
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