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INTRODUCTION:
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QUICK JOKE
There was a teacher who asked her class to use the
words
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green,
I pink up the phone and say yellow".
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LONELY
There were these two elderly people living in a
Florida
mobile home park. He was a widower and she a
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One evening there was a community supper in the
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consideration, she answered. "Yes, Yes, I will."
The meal ended and with a few more pleasant
exchanges, they
went to their respective places. Next morning, he
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He
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With trepidation, he went to the telephone and
called her.
First, he explained to her that he didn't remember
as well
as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening
past. As
he gained a little more courage, he then inquired
of her,
"When I asked if you would marry me, did you say
'Yes' or
did you say 'No'?" He was delighted to hear her
say, "Why,
I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all
my heart."
Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you
called,
because I couldn't remember who had asked me."
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