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INTRODUCTION:
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QUICK JOKE
An American in Scotland asked one of the locals,
"Why do
you call it a kilt?"
The Scotsman replied, "Because we kilt the last
bloke who
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CARTOON TIME:
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GREEN THUMBS
I enjoy house plants but have trouble keeping them
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One day I put a sickly looking specimen on the
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GRANDPA AND THE COMPUTER
The computer swallowed Grandpa
Yes honestly, its true.
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