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INTRODUCTION:
I hope the weekend was wonderful with water
watching
wonders which went well without weeping wimps
winding
wierd watches without whispering.
And that concludes todays lesson on words
beginning with
'W'.
Phil
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COMMANDMENTS
This is a little known tale of how GOD came to
give us the
Ten Commandments.
God first went to the Egyptians and asked them if
they would
like a commandment. "What's a commandment," they
asked.
"Well, it's like, THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY,"
replied
God.
The Egyptians thought about it and then said, "No
way, that
would ruin our weekends."
So then God went to the Assyrians and asked them
if they
would like a commandment.
They also asked, "What's a commandment?"
"Well," said God, "It's like, THOU SHALT NOT
STEAL." The
Assyrians immediately replied, "No way. That would
ruin
our economy."
So finally God went to the Jews and asked them if
they
wanted a commandment.
They asked, "How much?"
God said, "They're free."
The Jews said, "Great! We'll take TEN."
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DIGGING THE GARDEN
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to
dig his
potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in
prison for
bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his
son and
mentioned his predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S
SAKE Dad,
don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried
the Money!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen
showed up and
dug up the entire garden, without finding any
money.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his
son telling
him what happened, and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes,
Dad. It's the
best I could do from here."
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