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INTRODUCTION:
I woke up really early this morning and couldn't
get back
to sleep despite being really tired, it's always a
terrible
waste of a long lie when that happens.
After church we had lunch over at some friends
house. At the
moment I'm watching a film called 'The Swarm' it's
a horrible
film with a terrible plot, terrible acting and
terrible
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I know more TV advert jingles than I know pop
songs.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
The blonde wife came home from her first day
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little
peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all
right?"
"Not really," she replied. "I'm nauseous from
sitting
backward on the train."
"Poor dear," he said. "Why didn't you ask the
person
sitting across from you to switch seats for a
while?"
"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one
there."
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BLIND JOKER
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He
finds his
way to a barstool and orders a drink. After
sitting there
for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you
want to
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a
very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before
you tell
that joke, sir, I think it Is just fair - given
that you are
blind - that you should know five things:
1. - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. - I'm a 6ft tall, 200lb blonde woman with a
black belt
in karate.
4. - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is
a
professional weightlifter.
5. - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
want to
tell That joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his
head, and
declares, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to
explain it
five times."
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THE UGLY QUEUE
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming
truck and everyone inside dies. When they get to
meet their
maker, because of the grief they have experienced,
He
decides to grant them one wish each before they
enter
Heaven.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what their
wish is. "I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His
fingers,
and it is done. The second one in line hears this
and says,
"I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His
fingers and
the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to
be gorgeous
but when God is halfway down the line, the last
guy in the
line starts laughing. When there are only ten
people left,
this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his
head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him
what his
wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and
says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
So, the next time you are last in line...smile!
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