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INTRODUCTION:
On Thursday I spent the day setting up a PC for
Lizzie and
then trying to teach her how to use it. This was
complicated
by the fact that she hates computers and lacks any
confidence in her own abilities to learn... if you
believe
you can't do something then that can really
prevent you
doing it. A further complication is the fact that
she's
blind and the world of computers is very
graphically
orientated... more than you could ever know. Have
you ever
tried working your computer without using a mouse?
Ohhh, and
without looking at the monitor either? It can be
quite
tricky. You can get screen-reading software called
'Jaws'
which reads out the text on the screen (to a
certain extent)
but you have to use the keyboard to navigate the
screen and
tell Jaws what to read... also have you ever tried
clicking
on a hyperlink without using a mouse? You'd be
surprised
just how difficult it is to do even the most basic
of things
without a mouse... blind people have to learn all
sorts of
keyboard commands. What can be done with one mouse
click
often involves a tedious series of keyboard
commands
delayed by the fact you have to listen to the
screen
reader to let you know where you're at and what
you're
doing. So blind people aren't just slowed down by
the fact
they can't glance and things or they can't use a
mouse to
do things they also have to LEARN a whole lot more
than
anyone else plus use their ears for something that
was
designed for their eyes and use the keyboard for
tasks
designed for the mouse. Ouch!
I'm just glad I can still see well enough to see
my monitor!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to
three
other doctors and none of them agreed with your
diagnosis."
The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the
autopsy,
then you'll see that I was right."
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THREE PSYCHIATRISTS
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists
take a
walk.
"People are always coming to us with their guilt
and fears,"
one says, "but we have no one to go to with our
own
problems."
"Since we're all professionals," another suggests,
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They agreed this is a good idea. The first
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The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's
out of
control, and I frequently pressure my patients
into buying
illegal drugs for me."
The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong,
but no
matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a
secret."
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THOUGHTS TO LIVE BY
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a
tree.
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the
monthly car
payment is due.
Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few
nuts.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that
held its
ground.
Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the
fiber,
not the toy.
One day I shall burst my buds of calm and blossom
into
hysteria.
If you can remain calm, you just don't have all
the facts.
Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to
need
baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family
car.
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and
nothing
worse can happen to you the rest of the day!
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