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INTRODUCTION:
OK, as promised I'll fill you in on my last few
days.
Lizzie had her birthday on Wednesday and we booked
four
comedy shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I'd
recommend
this festival to absolutely everyone as it's a
complete hoot
so long as you don't mind huge crowds of people
who are only
interested in getting themselves where they want
to go even
if it involves cutting you off and stepping on
your feet and
not saying sorry or holding doors open etc.
A big problem was that I was shattered that day,
had a bout
of pancreatitis, was exhausted, felt sick all day,
was in
pain and also couldn't stay too far away from the
toilet...
I'm sure that's detail you just love to have. On
top of that
I had a terrible migraine but I was absolutely
determined to
make it through the day because I didn't want to
spoil
Lizzie's day.
First we went to a show called 'Best Of Edinburgh
Comedy'.
The show wasn't bad but given the fact there are
some very
famous comedians off the TV here at the moment you
would
expect 'The Best' but that wasn't the case...
although I
certainly wouldn't berate the comedians as they
did their
best and got a few good chuckles from the
audience. Another
show is called 'pick of the best', doesn't 'the
best' mean
that they've already picked the best? That's like
the
Japanese who call shows 'Super Happy Laughing Fun'
show...
always a slight exaggeration.
After that show we went home and I went to bed for
a while
which is completely out of character for me
because I don't
believe in sleeping during that day as that can
cause
disturbed sleep at night. I got up when Lizzies
Mum came
round with her presents... it's polite to show
your face
afterall. Her Mum used to absolutely hate me...
and I mean
hate, not your normal mild dislike... but hate to
the
point that she'd have done anything to see me off
the face
of the Earth. Now that she knows me and knows how
well I
take care of her daughter she really likes me
though. She
spends plenty of time telling Lizzie she has to
treat me
better :-)
Later on we went to see 'Best Of Irish', more
comedians
followed by 'Dana O'Brien' who was ok but had a
soar throat
and after doing shows every night for the past
month was a
bit fed up I think. The last show we went to was
'Jason
Byrne' who is an absolute madman and was
hilarious. We went
to see him last year as well and Lizzie managed to
draw
attention to herself (well... we do sit in the
front row)
and the same thing happened this year too. Of
course I was
really trying not to laugh because I didn't want
to risk
hurting myself, making myself sick... or (I would
die if
this ever happened) making a 'mess' of myself.
On that happy note I'll leave the intro at that
for today.
Take care, have a great day... I'll see those of
you who
read this at home tomorrow and the rest of you
when you're
back at work on Monday. For those of you who read
this at
work... don't you DARE delete the weekend issues
just
because the weekend is finished and done with.
I'll be
very annoyed if you do... and I'll come and haunt
you.
Phil
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