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KICKING
My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant
with his
boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began
a tale,
which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a
kick under
the table. There was no response, so I gave him
another poke.
Still the story went on. Suddenly he stopped,
grinned and
said, "Oh, but I've told you this one before,
haven't I?"
We all chuckled and changed the subject. Later, on
the dance
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long to get
my message.
"What do you mean?" he replied. "I cut the story
off as soon
as you kicked me."
"But I kicked you twice and it still took you
awhile to
stop!"
Suddenly we realized what had happened. Sheepishly
we
returned to our table. The boss smiled and said,
"Don't
worry. After the second one I figured it wasn't
for me, so I
passed it along!"
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PULLED OVER
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Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the
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Brian from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we
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