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INTRODUCTION:
Well, it's getting towards the weekend now so it's
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Hopefully I'll get your weekend off to a really
good start
tomorrow and for the rest of you I'll still be
around to
keep you company for the weekend.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
A man started to snore in his seat at the opera.
"Please
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the others."
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and I'll do whatever I want."
"Yes, sir," replied the usher. "But you are
keeping
everybody awake."
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CARTOON TIME:
Preparation Is The Key To Success
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FUN PAGE
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DIRECTIONS
A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge of
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direction
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"Nope."
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don't know
very much, do you?" he said.
"Nope," the farmer replied. "But I'm not lost."
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Many of us 40 and older are quite confused about
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2. Spiked hair and a bald spot
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirt and support stockings
5. Ankle bracelet and corn plasters
6. Speedo bathing suit and a beer belly
7. Belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery
scar
8. Unbuttoned shirt and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirt and a midriff bulge
10. A bikini and incontinence protection
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. In-line skates and a walker
13. Tattoos and wrinkles and liver spots
14. Tube tops and stretch marks
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