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INTRODUCTION:
No intro today - I'm still on holiday!
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QUICK JOKE
The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man,
can you
support a
family?"
The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I
was just
planning to support your daughter. The rest of you
will have
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100 CAMELS
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were
sitting
outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop waiting for
fellow
tourists.
An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.
After an impassioned sales talk yielded no
results, he asked
where they were from.
"America," the husband replied.
Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab
responded,
"She's not from the States."
"'Yes, I am." said the wife.
He looked at her and asked, "Is he your husband?"
"Yes," she replied.
Turning to the husband, he offered, "I'll give you
100 camels
for her."
The husband looked stunned, and there was a long
silence.
Finally he replied, " She's not for sale."
After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant
wife asked
her husband what took him so long to answer, to
which the
husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how
I'd get 100
camels back home."
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HANGOVER
Rodney wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He
sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Rodney looks
around the room and sees that it is in a
perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest
of the house. He takes the aspirins and
notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there
is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Rodney asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M.,
drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture,
puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Rodney asks, "So, why is everything
in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the
table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to
the bedroom, and when she tried to take your
pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm
married'!"
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