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Intellectually,
Phil
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MAIL TIME
During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot
camp, I
received several letters from home. The drill
instructor
was getting irritated at having to keep calling my
name.
"You must have a lot of people at home who like
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"Oh, so you're calling me a liar?" goaded the DI.
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BREAKING WIND IN CLASS
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Little Johnny says, "I broke wind in class and
Miss threw
me out"
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you
laughing?"
Little Johnny says, "Cause those silly buggars are
still
sitting in class with the result of my effort, and
they
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