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You and your friends can eat rabbit pellets all
day.
Push his head to the side, dump in some candy
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set him
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INTRODUCTION:
I read a very interesting article about George
Bush today
and thought I'd share it with you.
It tells in detail about just what kind of man is
running
the USA, for instance did you know he is taking
powerful
anti-depressant drugs?
The article can be accessed via...
http://www.ezines4all.com/links/bush.htm
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in
love with a
young woman
in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.
"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm
45?" he asked
a friend.
"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if
you tell her
you're 90."
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CARTOON TIME:
Pool Table
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200407/010.htm
The Best Toilet In The World
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200407/011.htm
Why Mechanics Are Taught 'Safety'
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200407/012.htm
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FUN PAGE
This is some kind of basketball type game... hmmm,
silly
American sport for tall people... freaks. Haven't
you heard
of shinty? A bit like hockey but without silly
rules like
you're not allowed to hit opponents over the head
with
the sticks... and no wimpy think like pads and
helmets.
I mean... American Football is Rugby but they take
breaks
every 30 seconds because all the players are so
fat and
they wear helmets and pads so they don't get hurt!
Awwww,
play a real sport where you have to be tough!!!
Anyway, here's your basketball.
Shootin' Hoops...
http://www.ezines4all.com/games/hoops/index.htm
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DELIVERY
It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting
her second
child, was home alone with her 3 year old
daughter, Katelyn.
When Heidi started to go into labour she called
'911'. Due
to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic
responded
to the call.
The house was very, VERY dark, so the paramedic
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Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over Mommy so he
could see
while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.
After quite
some time, little Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked
him on the
bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then
thanked
Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed
little girl
what she had thought about what she had just
witnessed.
Katelyn quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first
place!
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ITINERARY FOR THE BOSS
Dear Boss...
To ensure that you have a good time on your
upcoming trip to
Australia, your loyal team members have planned
and
developed a special itinerary to fill the time
during your
leisure hours:
Day 1... "Those Marvelous Morays"
This exciting tour will once take you to the
beauty of the
Great Barrier Reef, where you will be allowed to
hand feed
special finger-shaped sausages to the wild eels of
Stubby
Hand Reef.
Day 2... The "Great White Encounter"
You and your tour guide will take a small boat to
the
Great Barrier Reef, where you will be able to dive
into the
chum-laden water and personally experience the
beauty of
the Great White shark.
Day 3... The "10 Deadliest Snakes Fall Tour"
You and a guest will be escorted through the
outback and
provided with the opportunity to handle and
examine each of
the world's 10 most deadly snakes.
Day 4... The "Crocodile Dundee Petting Zoo"
You will be able to come up-close and personal
with the
occasionally harmless salt-water crocodiles of the
Australian coast. Lucky audience members are asked
to
participate in a croc wrestling exhibition.
Day 5... The Aboriginal "Festival of Spears"
You will be the honored guest of a small
aboriginal
village as they celebrate the subjugation of the
aboriginal race by the white man, with free liquor
and a
special weapons exhibition.
We hope you will enjoy your trip!
Your loyal employees.
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