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INTRODUCTION:
I came accross a little something that
demonstrates what you
can do with your two hands, some paint and an
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Have a great day!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
During his spare time, my brother, an attorney,
volunteers
on his town's fire and rescue squad. When I
mentioned this
to a friend, he smiled and said, "Let me get this
straight.
Your brother is a lawyer AND an EMT? So he doesn't
have to
chase the ambulance; he's already in it?"
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CARTOON TIME:
And You Operated On Me?
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200407/001.htm
Time To Sell Your Car?
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200407/002.htm
Love And Affection
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200407/003.htm
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FUN PAGE
Bouncy bounce bounce bounce... but it's fun!
Kaboom2...
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AT HOME AT HOME
While I was dining out with my children, a man
came over to
our table, and we started talking. He asked where
my kids
go to school. I told him we home-schooled them.
With a
raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband is the sole
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I said, "No, I also work out of our home."
Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned
that his
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hospital
our son was born in.
"He was born at home," I answered.
The man looked at me, then said, "Wow, you don't
get out
much, do you?"
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