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INTRODUCTION:
To repeat what I said yesterday...
Lots of AOL users have been writing to me saying
that
they've been receiving messages telling them that
mail to
them is bouncing yet they've been getting every
issue. What
is happening is that when mail bounces the server
attempts
to deliver the mail again and usually it gets
through on the
2nd attempt. The 'ezmlm' is a probe to check that
your
mailbox is active. You can ignore these messages
because the
fact that you receive them prooves that your mail
is ok.
I've also been experimenting recently with
Interstitial ads,
these are big ads you see when you click on a link
and there
is a delay in you going to the page you want to.
I've now
taken these down as I think they cause annoyance
when people
are trying to browse the site. I will use them
only on some
external links from now on.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Former President Ronald Reagan's son, Ron Reagan
Jr.,
has attacked President Bush saying he made a
terrible
mistake in Iraq.
President Bush is furious! He said, 'What does the
son
of a former President know about Iraq?!'
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CARTOON TIME:
Not A Good Sign...
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Bird Lunchtime...
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200406/089.htm
Swiss Army Phone 2004...
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200406/090.htm
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FUN PAGE
I'm Scottish so I love a bargain. I also love the
internet
so it's only natural that I love EBay too. It's
great for a
bargain...
But some people just go TOO far, I found this and
it makes
me feel normal. It also makes me feel sorry for
the poor
guy that has to live with her.
My Mom Is Insane...
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When you're finished with that...
BlackViper...
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I WANT TO BE A BEAR
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do
nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are
the size
of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to
partially
grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal
with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean
business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your
cubs get out
of line, you swat them too. I could deal with
that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and
excess body fat.
Yup......I want to be a bear!
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HOW BUSINESS IS DONE
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to
marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of
the
World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the
World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a
vice-president."
President : "But I already have more
vice-presidents
than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's
son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case....."
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