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INTRODUCTION:
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QUICK JOKE
Two friends and I ordered sandwiches in a local
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wanted hot sauce, Jim wanted medium and Bob, mild.
When I
asked for all three, the ornery waitress pointed
to the
squeeze bottle sitting in the middle of the table.
"We need three," I insisted. "Which one is this?"
"All of them," she replied. "You want hot, put
more on."
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FUN PAGE
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MEMORY COURSE
Seems that this old couple are having trouble
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Some months later, a neighbor approaches the man
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"Say, Ed, what was the name of the instructor of
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"Well, it was...hmmm...let me think a minute...
What's the name
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"You mean a rose?"
"Yeah, that's it...(shouting toward house) Hey,
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You wonder how the deer know to cross at the deer
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