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Fake Lottery Scratch Cards
Watch your friends get excited when they scratch
off the panel
to reveal they've won a prize!
Wait until they have it spent before telling them
it's a fake.
Then watch their faces... and be prepared to run.
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INTRODUCTION:
I found a good likeness to our LABLaughs editor
Lorraine so
thought I'd stick it up here so you can learn a
bit more
about her and her lifestyle :-)
Enjoy...
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Have a great day, it's the last working day before
the
weekend so you might as well work hard so you can
play hard.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks
to
organizations on accident prevention. One night
after I
spoke to a PTA group, the program chairperson
thanked me
profusely and gave me a check for fifty dollars.
"Giving these presentations is part of my job," I
said.
"Could I donate the money to one of your causes?"
"That would be wonderful," she gushed. "We have
just the
program that could use it. We're trying to raise
money so we
can afford better speakers."
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CARTOON TIME:
Reading The Paper...
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The Good Old Days...
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Elk Charging...
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FUN PAGE
This game is called Harvey WAllbanger, at first it
seems
like it's going to be a really naff dull game but
when you
start playing it's actually quite fun.
Harvey Wallbanger...
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If you are waitress, bartender or waiter,
You NEED to read this!
Relying on customers tips for your income is a
tough job.
Most people don't realize how demanding this job
can be.
Serving the general public is one of the hardest
jobs on the
planet. Usually, this hard work comes with very
low pay.
Most waiters, waitresses and bartenders struggle
financially. Fortunately, there are a smart few
who make
large money, and have a lot of fun doing it!
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NEW MISSIONARY
A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the
first
time. He was struggling with the language and
didn't
understand a whole lot of what was going on.
Intending to
visit one of the local churches, he got lost, but
eventually
got back on track and found the place. Having
arrived late,
the church was already packed. The only pew left
was the
one on the front row.
So as not to make a fool of himself, he decided to
pick
someone out of the crowd to imitate. He chose to
follow the
man sitting next to him on the front pew. As they
sang, the
man clapped his hands, so the missionary recruit
clapped too.
When the man stood up to pray, the missionary
recruit stood
up too. When the man sat down, he sat down.
During the preaching, the recruit didn't
understand a thing.
He just sat there and tried to look just like that
man in
the front pew.
Then he perceived that the preacher was giving
announcements.
People clapped, so he looked to see if the man was
clapping.
He was, and so the recruit clapped too.
Then the preacher said some words that he still
didn't
understand and he saw the man next to him stand
up. So he
stood up too. Suddenly a hush fell over the entire
congregation. A few people gasped. He looked
around and
saw that nobody else was standing. So he sat down.
After the service ended, the preacher stood at the
door
shaking the hands of those who were leaving. When
the
missionary recruit stretched out his hand to greet
the
preacher, the preacher said, in English:
"I take it you don't speak Spanish."
The missionary recruit replied: "No I don't. It's
that
obvious, huh?"
"Well yes," said the preacher, "I announced that
the Acosta
family had a newborn baby boy and would the proud
father
please stand up."
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DORM GAMES
When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite
intramural
sports was water fights. Dousing and bombarding
one another
with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons,
even
wastebaskets. Since each room had a sink, there
was endless
ammunition. The most frequent target was the
Resident
Assistant.
Approaching his room one afternoon, he noticed his
door was
ajar. Looking up, he saw a pail of water balanced
on the
door's edge, ready to fall on him. As he took down
the pail
and emptied it into his sink, he thought,
"Those crazy guys actually thought they could fool
me with
that old gag!"
It was then he realized it......
we'd removed the drainpipe beneath the sink.
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