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INTRODUCTION:
I was in two minds whether to send something out
tonight
which is why it's so late... that said it's a
fairly
lightweight edition that shouldn't keep you
occupied too
long into the weekend which I hope you're
enjoying.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18
wheeler,
at every stoplight the trucker would get out of
the cab, run
back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing
this at
several intersections in a row the motorist
followed him
until he pulled into a parking lot.
When they both had come to a stop the truck driver
once
again jumped out and started banging on the
trailer door.
The motorist went up to him and said, "I don't
mean to be
nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?"
To which the trucker replied, "Sorry, can't talk
now, I have
20 tons of canaries and a 10 ton limit, I have to
keep half
of them in the air all the time!"
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MADE IN JAPAN
Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife
were
expecting their first baby.
I was elated when he called me at work with the
news of my
grandchild's birth.
I took down all the statistics and turned to
relate it all
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"I'm a grandmother!" I declared. "It's a baby
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"When was she born?" someone asked.
Recalling the date my son told me, I stopped,
looked at the
calendar, and said in amazement, "Tomorrow!"
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