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Talking Parrot
Speak to this incredible parrot and watch him come
to life
moving his wings and beak while repeating what you
said in
his own voice! Check out a few of the samples -
these are
only samples, this mimicking parrot will repeat
WHATEVER you
say!
Takes 2 AA batteries and 1 9 volt. Has loop to
hang just
about anywhere. Action is totally voice activated!
Actual
parrot is HUGE - 10 inches tall w/o the stand -
and very
brightly colored!
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INTRODUCTION:
Welcome to another working week,
I don't really want to speak.
Here are some jokes for you,
doesn't crap poetry make you spew?
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
As a resident physician in radiology, I was
speaking with
the man whose wife was about to receive a CAT scan
of the
chest.
While the nurse was placing the intravenous line,
I asked
the husband if his wife had undergone any other
tests. The
man named several procedures involving various
body parts,
but he couldn't remember one particular test.
Thinking out loud, he said, "What is that thing
women have
that men don't?"
His wife was quick to answer, "A brain, dear."
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The Three Degrees...
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Defeating Illness...
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Fitness Policy...
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Spot The Differences...
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PAL Emergency Response
Your PC might appear clean... but it could still
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users
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DRINKING MY DRINK
This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at
his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this
big
trouble-making bully steps next to him, takes the
drink from
the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come
on man,
I was just joking. Tell ya what, I'll buy you
another drink.
I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my
life.
First, I overslept and was late to an important
meeting. My
boss was outrageous and fired me. When I left the
building
to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police
said they
could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid
the cab
driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found
that I
left my wallet in the cab. I finally got home only
to find
my wife was in bed with another man. I left home
and came to
this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an
end to my
life, you show up and drink my poison..."
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Home Inventory
This is the perfect computer program for Home
Owners and
Apartment Dwellers to keep your property organized
and much
more. Help safeguard your valuables from theft,
fire, flood
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This program lets you record detailed information
about each
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SERIAL
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HIGH HEELS
One night a fellow drove his secretary home after
she had
imbibed a little too much at an office reception.
Although
this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to
mention it
to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily.
The next night the man and his wife were driving
to a res-
taurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a
high-heel
shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not
wanting to
be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was
looking out
her window before he scooped up the shoe and
tossed it out
of the car.
With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the
restaurant parking
lot. That's when he noticed his wife squirming
around in her
seat. "Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other
shoe?"
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