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Shocking Roulette!
Russian Roulette has to be the ultimate game of
chance. Now
you can experience the fear and anticipation in
your own
home with this ‘shocking' new game.
Now don't worry that we're advocating playing with
guns.
Shocking Roulette doesn't feature bullets, and you
won't
have to scrape anybody's brains off the floor
afterwards in
a Deer Hunter style. But you will have to face
your fears
and leave your fate to chance, or end up looking
like a
prize wuss.
Shocking Roulette is an electronic game for 2 – 4
players.
Each player places their finger in one of the
holes on the
board. Press the start button, and the agonizing
wait begins.
A flashing light makes its way around the board,
accompanied
by the sound of a roulette wheel. As it slows, the
tension
reaches fever pitch – and then it stops. And one
unlucky
player receives a jolt of (harmless) electricity
through his
or her finger!
3 AA batteries included.
Not recommended for small children or those with
heart conditions.
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INTRODUCTION:
Over the last few days you'll have noticed email
delivery
times have been a little strange. This is due to
ISPs
dealing with bulk mail in strange ways. Hopefully
normal
service will be resumed soon... btw, this should
reach
you on Saturday... unless of course you're
somewhere like
Australia in which case it's already tomorrow so
I'm too
late and I'm writing this yesterday.
Have a great weekend, and if you don't get this
until you're
back at work on Monday... ha ha ha, we're all
having fun
and you're stuck at work.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Q:What did Snow White say while she waited for her
photos?
A:“Some day my prints will come!"
Q:Did you hear about the two antennas that got
married?
A:The wedding was terrible, but the reception was
great
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CARTOON TIME:
Dangerous Hobby Getting More Dangerous...
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200406/046.htm
Annoying Whine...
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200406/047.htm
Help From Friends...
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200406/048.htm
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FUN PAGE
This really is a very good version of the Sonic
range of
games that are so famous. Very well done with some
added
extras.
Ultimate Sonic...
http://www.ezines4all.com/games/sonic.htm
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FIND OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYONE!
NetDetective is an amazing new tool that allows
you to dig
up facts about anyone. It is all completely legal,
and you
can use it in the privacy of the own home without
anyone
ever knowing. It's cheaper and faster than hiring
a private
investigator.
* Locate anyone's e-mail address, phone number or
address.
* Verify your own credit reports so you can
correct wrong
information.
* Find debtors and locate hidden assets.
* Check driving and criminal records.
* Reunite with old classmates, a missing family
member, a
long-lost love.
* Prevent identity theft.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
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BIZARRE SIGN
"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA
TERRORISTS
THAN WITH A SINGLE AMERICAN"
This sign was prominently displayed in the window
of a
business in Philadelphia. You are probably
outraged at the
thought of such an inflammatory statement. One
would think
that anti-hate groups from all across the country
would be
marching on this business . . .. and that the
National
Guard might have to be called to keep the angry
crowds
back.
But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be
tempted
to let the proprietors simply make their
statement….. We are
a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps
our
greatest liberty...
And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask what kind of business would dare post
such a
sign?
Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no
sense of
humor?)
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with these
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TWO BLONDES AND A COP
There was a blonde girl and a blonde guy in a car.
The girl was in the passangers seat and the guy
was the one
driving the car.
They were on the free way when all of the sudden
he felt
like he needed to speed up.
So he sped to 55 mph.. and he asked the girl, "Is
there a
cop behind us?" and then she looks back and says,
"No there
isn't."
So he kept on going then he reached 85 mph and
asked the
girl, "Is there a cop behind us?"
And she said, "No there still isn't."
So he figured, now that I have gone this fast I
might as
well go as fast as I can.
So he continually did.
He asked the same question, "Now is there a cop
behind us?"
She turns around and finally sees the cop.
She says, "YES HE IS CATCHING UP TO US!!"
Then he said, "Well then are his lights on?!"
And she says, " yes, no, yes, no,yes..."
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Protect Each Hard Fought Pound You Lose, And
Maintain Complete Satisfaction In Your Low
Carb Diet, Without Ever Being Hungry Again!"
All-new low carb tracking software.
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