| |
~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~
* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
====> Welcome to DafterLafter
=====> Seriously Scottish Clean Jokes For The
Whole Clan
======> Owned by http://www.GreatWorldMedia.com
=======> Unsubscribe Instructions at the bottom
~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~
* ~ * ~ *
<><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR'
<><><><><><><><>
Butt Face Towel
Order/Buy Now
This is a unique item that addresses a serious
issue in the
bathroom that most people aren't even aware of:
Using the
same part of the towel to dry off your face that
you used to
dry off your butt! Worse yet you may be sharing
towels and
drying your face off with a part of the towel
someone else
used to dry off THEIR butt!
100% cotton, about 2 foot by 4 foot in size.
Keep it clean with a Butt Face Towel from GagsPlus
http://www.greatworldmedia.com/gagsplus06.htm
<><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR'
<><><><><><><><>
^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-
INTRODUCTION:
Yesterday I had a trip to a shop that sell
bric-a-brac and
second hand furniture. I'm quite proud of some of
my
purchases of items that I didn't need such as a
bowl of fake
fruit, a vase of fake flowers and an antique
display
cabinet.
I love 2nd hand things, I think a little surf on
ebay is in
order.
Phil
^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-
QUICK JOKE
Teacher: Which is farther away, England or the
Moon?
Andrew: England.
Teacher: England? What makes you say that?
Andrew: Cause we can see the Moon and we can't see
England.
^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-
CARTOON TIME:
Twelve Step Program...
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200406/043.htm
Pet Abuse!...
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200406/044.htm
Don't Throw Anything!...
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200406/045.htm
^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-
FUN PAGE
I just wanted to send you this...
http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/bigsmile.htm
^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-
<><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR'
<><><><><><><><>
Sit Back, Relax, and Get Paid for What You Think!!
Get paid to take online surveys - $5 to $75 per
survey!
Get paid to participate in online focus groups $50
to $150 per hour!
Get paid to try new products - keep the products
and get paid too!
Get paid to preview movie trailers $4 to $25 per
hour!
http://hop.clickbank.net/?LABLaughs/surveys2
<><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR'
<><><><><><><><>
^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-
NOT A FAN OF PRESIDENT BUSH
To whoever it may concern:
During the Clinton Administration I had an
extremely good
and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and
had
several vacation homes. Since President Bush took
office, I
have watched my entire life change for the worse.
I lost my
job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi
War. I lost
my homes. I lost my health insurance. As a matter
of fact,
I lost virtually everything and became homeless.
Adding
insult to injury, when the authorities found me
living like
an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested
me. I will
do anything to insure President Bush's defeat in
the next
election.
I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants, to
insure that
a Democrat is back in the White House come next
year. Bush
has to go.
I just thought you and your readers would like to
know how
one senior citizen views the Bush Administration.
Thank
you for taking the time to read my letter.
Sincerely,
Saddam Hussein
^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-
<><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR'
<><><><><><><><>
Free Scholarship Money and Free Grant Money...
From My New Scholarship and Grant Guide.
My Guide Makes Finding Money Fast and Easy. So
Easy... You Could Have the Money In Your Hands In
As Little As 14 Days From This Coming Friday.
I Absolutely Guarantee You'll Be 100% Satisfied
With
the Results You Get From The Scholarship & Grant
Guide
Or You Get Your Money Back With No Hassle
Whatsoever!
PLUS... Get $448 In Bonus Gifts, FREE With Your
Order
http://hop.clickbank.net/?LABLaughs/sgguide
<><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR'
<><><><><><><><>
^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-
FLYING
Ten Things You *Don't* Want to Overhear Over an
Airline P.A.
System........
1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain
speaking, I
just wanted to take this time to remind you that
your seat
cushions can be used as floatation devices.
2. Hey folks, we're going to play a little game of
geography trivia. If you can recognize where we
are, tell
your flight attendant and receive an extra pack of
peanuts.
3. Our loss of altitude allows a unique close up
perspective of the local terrain. I assure you
that it's
all part of our airline's new commitment to make
your a
flight a sight seeing extravaganza.
4. Goose! Bogey at 2 o'clock....one on our
tail!!!!
Eject!!!! Eject!!!!!!!
5. Ummmmmm....Sorry......(silence)
6. (As the plane turns around right after
takeoff)....
uhhhhh....we have to go back ....we ..we ....uhhhhhh....
forgot something.....
7. I'm sure everyone noticed the loss of an
engine, however
the reduction in weight and drag will mean we'll
be flying
much more efficiently now.
8. Fasten your seat belt. (same tone your friend
with the
suicidal driving tendencies uses when you get in
the car).
9. This is your Captain speaking....these stupid
planes are
a lot different than the ships I'm used to.. so
you'll have
to give me some leeway...
10. It would be a good idea if right now everyone
closed
their shades and watched the in-flight movie.
^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-
<><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR'
<><><><><><><><>
Rver's Guide To Dump Station
The RVer's Guide to Dump Stations presents a
comprehensive
directory of public dump stations throughout the
United
States. Included are places like rest areas, truck
stops,
travel centers, city and county parks, gas
stations, and
more. And many of these places offer the service
free of
charge. Arranged by state, dump stations easily
accessed
from Interstate highways are listed first followed
by other
locations throughout each state.
http://hop.clickbank.net/?LABLaughs/roundpub02
<><><><><><><><> 'PLEASE VISIT OUR SPONSOR'
<><><><><><><><>
^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.-^-.,.- |
