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INTRODUCTION:
Apologies for the lack of mail over the last few
days, I'm
hoping you had an enjoyable break from it.
For all those celebrating independance days, I
hope you had
a great day yesterday.
Today I'm in mouring for one of my best posessions.
My
rechargeable optical mouse has stopped working and
I can't
figure out why. The USB receiver still works, the
charger
still works and I even bought new batteries incase
it was
them. The light flashes like it should but the
problem
seems to be when the signal is sent it isn't
received... I
haven't moved the sender and there's nothing in
the path of
it. Sometimes it works a little and moved a
centimetre
accross the screen before it stops responding
again. I'm
absolutely gutted at the moment as it's a real
handicap
having to use a normal mouse with a ball... as
anyone with
an optical mouse will tell you. The only
comparison I can
make is when you're used to using broadband and
then return
to a dial-up connection... something else which
always
upsets me on the occassions my ADSL goes down for
a short
time.
Have a great day... and someone send me a solution
to my
mouse problem.
Phil
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Early in their marriage, my Dad did something
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My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they
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bringing that up? I thought your policy was
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forget.'"
"It is," she said. "I just don't want you to
forget what
I've forgiven and forgotten."
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THE KARATE DROP
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Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big
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-- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool,
knocking
him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the
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says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar
from
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
One day a man comes home from work to find total
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playing
in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes
and
wrappers all around.
As he proceeded into the house, he found an even
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a broken glass under the table, and a small pile
of sand
by the back door. The family room was strewn with
toys and
various items of clothing, and a lamp had been
knocked
over.
He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to
look for
his wife. He was becoming worried that she may be
ill, or
that something had happened to her.
He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her
pajamas
on, reading a book.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his
day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
happened here
today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday
when you
come home from work and ask me what I did today?"
"Yes, was his reply."
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it!"
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