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INTRODUCTION:
I'm a bit late with posting today, hope you enoy!
I found this little beauty on EBay and think that
every kid
who owns and loves a console but misbehaves should
be warned
and should be running scared...
Parents Enjoy...
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Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Q. Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. Why do owls call at night?
A. Because the night rates are cheaper.
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CARTOON TIME:
It's A Dogs Life...
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That's The Way It's Done Nowadays...
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Belonging To God...
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FUN PAGE
Back to the 'dancing series', here we have Cherie
Blair...
Dancing Cherie...
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and for those of you not into dancing, how about
messing
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HOW TO FRY EGGS
The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband
came home.
He walked into the kitchen and immediately started
yelling...
"CAREFULL!!! CAREFULL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!!
TURN THEM
NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO
STICK!!!
CAREFULL!!! CAREFULL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!!
HURRY
UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO
SPILL!!! USE
MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"
The wife was very upset, "What the hell is wrong
with you?
Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I
don't know
how to fry an egg?"
The husband calmly replied, "This is to show you
what it
feels like for me when I am driving and you sit
next to me..."
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ASKING QUESTIONS
A father and son went fishing one day. After a
couple hours
out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious
about the
world around him. He asked his father, "How does
this boat
float?"
The father thought for a moment, then replied, "I
don't
rightly know, son."
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned
back to
his father, "How do fish breath underwater?"
Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly
know, son."
A little later the boy asked, "Why is the sky
blue?"
Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know,
son."
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says,
"Dad, do
you mind my asking you all of these questions?"
"Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions
... you'll
never learn anything!"
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