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INTRODUCTION:
I hope you're Sunday is a good one for you so far.
The
weather here has been somewhat unpredictable hot
and
sunny one minute and then puring rain and windy
the next.
I love the sound of rain beating down on a roof...
because
it makes you so glad to be in doors.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and
will not
change the subject.
Integrity is like oxygen - the higher you climb,
the less
there is of it.
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CARTOON TIME:
PC Problems...
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Firemen Do What They Have To...
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Old People And Deafness...
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FUN PAGE
Yesterday I got the URL wrong for our fun page, so
second
time lucky... here it is for you again...
Kick some field goals but the higher the level the
tougher
it gets with distance, wind and accuracy all taken
into
account.
Field Goal...
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serving
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ROSARY AND MARTINIS
Father O'Brian, a young priest was sent to a very
small
church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple
of years
the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to
see how he
was doing.
Father O'Brian said "this is a very lonely job and
I don't
think that I could have made it this long without
my Rosary
and two martinis each day."
"What?!" Exclaimed the Bishop. "You've taken to
drinking?
What kind of example is that to set for the
community? This
doesn't reflect well on the church."
"But the loneliness, I just couldn't stand it. If
it
weren't for my Rosary and those two martinis a
day, I would
surely have gone insane."
The Bishop thought a moment, then said "I guess
that is
understandable considering..."
With that the priest said to the Bishop, "Would
you like to
have a martini with me?"
The Bishop said, "well, I really shouldn't
but...Yes, that
would be nice. I think I will, but just this
once."
The priest turned around and hollered toward the
kitchen,
"Hey Rosary, would you fix us two martinis
please?"
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How you can keep from being taken on a used car ?
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vehicle.
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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles on Faulkland Islands
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout
Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Times in 10
Years
Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a
While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Deer Kill 17,000
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
March Planned For Next August
Blind Bishop Appointed To See
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked - Thief Gives Police
The Slip
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
Diaper Market Bottoms Out
Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans Protest
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
Autos Killing 110 a Day - Let's Resolve to Do
Better
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't
Seen in Years
Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation at High
School
Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral
Plan
Collegians are Turning to Vegetables
Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
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