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INTRODUCTION:
Yesterday one of the adverts had the wrong URL,
the URL
should have been (for those of you who got an
error page)
http://www.greatworldmedia.com/offers/cogaff.htm
On a brighter note the AOL clickable links seem to
be quite
popular... so they are now here forever... well,
as long as
I am anyway. I had no complaints and a lot of
positive
feedback from thankful AOLers... of which I admit
to being
one myself (Yes... indeed).
Have a great day :-)
PhilT81@aol.com <---Mr-X's secret AOL identity
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QUICK JOKE
Howard came home from work one evening and there
was his
wife kathy in the kitchen crying out loud.
"What's the matter, darling?" he asked her, trying
to
console her in between loud sobs.
"I just don't know what to do," said Kathy.
"Because we
were eating in for a change, I cooked us a really
special
dinner - but the dog has just eaten it."
"Awww...don't worry," said Howard.....
"I'll get us another dog."
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MARTY WAKES UP WITH A HANGOVER
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He
forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is
a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the
side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all
clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect
order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the
house. He
takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table
"Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping.
Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is
a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at
the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened
last
night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M.,
drunk
and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
hallway,
and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled
into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in
order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the
bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off, you
said, "Lady,
leave me alone, I'm married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - priceless
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GETTING TO CALIFORNIA
The old panhandler living in New York hears that
his brother
is very sick in Los Angeles. By working day and
night for a
week he is able to beg enough to buy his airplane
ticket. He
arrives at Kennedy Airport, goes to the ticket
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The clerk at the counter counts it and says to the
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The panhandler tells the clerk that he'll be right
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first man
he sees.
"Mister, can you let me have a nickel, so I can
get to
California?"
The stranger flips him a quarter and says....
"Here, take four of your friends."
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