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INTRODUCTION:
I let a friend install a module on the same server
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completely
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never-the-less I kept reminding him 'break my
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QUICK JOKE
My mother is a cleaning fanatic. One Saturday she
told me
and my brother to get down to the playroom and
straighten
it up. We had a party there the previous evening,
and she
was none too happy about the mess.
As she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was
completely
dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us
know it.
Finally my brother, exasperated with having to do
it all
over, reached for a broom and asked Mom, "Can I
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THE SHERIFF AND THE BLONDE
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a
blonde went
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"what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied.
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The blonde replied, "Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a
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DOGS AND RABBITS
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is
becoming
as tight as the one in Denver. My friend Chuck,
after
searching for months, found the perfect place.
Family
neighborhood, garden/lawn, etc. The problem was,
he has a
dog, and the landlord specified "No dogs." Rather
than go
on searching, he decided to go stealth, and not
tell the
landlord about his dog (a golden retriever). All
went well
for months. Except for one thing. The family that
lived
downstairs had a rabbit that they kept in a cage
in the
garden area. One day, the father of the family
walked into
the garden to find the dog scratching at the cage,
trying
to get at the rabbit.
He immediately went to the landlord and
complained. The
landlord threatened to kick Chuck out. But Chuck,
being
quite persuasive and punctual with rent checks
convinced
the landlord to keep him and his dog on the
condition that
that Chuck keep his dog out of the garden area.
Months went by with no incidence. However, his
girlfriend
stayed home sick at his place one day. She, not
knowing
the garden rule, let the dog out. Chuck came home
and, to
his dismay, found that the dog wasn't in the
house. He
opened the back door, and there at the steps was
his dog.
Dead rabbit in mouth. Needless to say, Chuck
panicked. Not
wanting to face certain eviction and possible jail
time,
he took matters into his own hands.
He bathed the dead rabbit, blow-dried its hair
(OK, he was
desperate) and carefully placed the rabbit back in
the cage.
Natural causes, right?
Nothing happened. After an excruciating week, he
finally
approached his neighbor one morning on the way to
work.
"How is everything?" asked Chuck.
"We're moving" replied the man. "This is a sick
neighborhood."
"Why? What happened?" replied Chuck.
The neighbor replied, "Some sick person dug up our
recently
deceased rabbit, washed it, combed its hair, and
put it back
in its cage."
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