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INTRODUCTION:
Today it's my big sisters 25th birthday, most
people will
think any birthday is an excuse to celebrate but
she's not
been looking forward to it, not just because
she'll have to
work or because it's her first birthday since she
split with
her partner but sadly because it's her first
birthday since
our Dad died a couple of months ago. I hope these
jokes can
bring a smile to her face on her special day as
well as the
present I've got for her and I'm sure our Dad is
watching
down from above wishing her a happy day.
Phil
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- Henny Youngman
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WHEN YOU'RE LAST IN LINE
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